original: 'four things'
Original pen & ink master. Published in 'going somewhere soon'
4 things I have learned about soccer that you might find useful:
No. 1 If you run too much your lungs burn to tiny little cinders & all you're good for after that is a low-key desk job for the rest of your life.
No. 2 A soccer ball is softer than a rock, but not much
No 3 If you have a good goalie, you can look around more & see what some of the other teams are up to.
No 4 People on the sidelines yell at you because they know exactly what they would do if they had the ball & were 3 feet taller than the biggest kid on the other team
- 8 1/2 x 11 permanent pen & ink
- Signed, titled & dated 1998 in graphite